not sorry

not sorry

twelfth-order-simulacra:

crabs-and-barnacles:

intercal:

babypenguinfrommario64:

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i have seen only a few comments on youtube that evoked a similar feeling and i love them all

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cobaltbeam:

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Glitch with flowers and birdie friends for @marbled-polecat - he was missing from the flowercrown serie!!!!!

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phatfred:

jewishdragon:

kurtbrussels:

no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

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i know its been added but the follow up is also hilarious

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I don’t know why, but this one is always my favorite!

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wendigofannibal-blog:

Hope the execs at Universal Pictures get absolutely fucked by all the fines and fees for damaging the trees at the picket line to sabotage the strikes. 🙏🏻


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my-jokes-are-my-armour:

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I love that cute little devil 🥰

were–ralph:

alphabetcompletionist:

were–ralph:

evilwizard:

were–ralph:

Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

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kocurek1921:

harrytheehottie:

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Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

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thebibliosphere:

usingtimewisely:

zombiesahoy:

satanblessitt:

greatjaggi:

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

(via pookiethebloodsucker)

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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Fran drescher opposes vaccine mandates just fyi

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aunt-agony:

goldcrescent:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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y'know, this is a great way for newer activists to start learning how real coalition building works and how demanding purity is the poison that kills movements in the cradle.

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife:

beingcuteismything:

sirartwork:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

reblog for noises

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I played this and my cats came running.

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april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

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itwasjustunjellify:

bellisadinosaur:

bellisadinosaur:

oh seems very suspicious to see the barbie movie tumblr pop up on my dash after the strike. maybe it was made before, but I’m actually seeing it now

remember:

there’s no boycott on going to see new media

but there is a promotional blackout

don’t do the studio’s marketing work for them

I just checked their archive. They created it Today, July 17th.

prior to the strike they did not have an official tumblr lmaoooo

don’t reblog their shit

A screenshot of some previous tags on this post. They read: #oh shit #i reblogged some barbie memes from around tumblr yesterday but i think maybe i'm not going to do any more? #''promotional power of one obsessed mutual'' and all that #didn't even think of the strike it had just been on my to do list to scoop some memes up from tagged #so this post is about reblogging from barbie movie™ tumblog but what about memes from around? that's a kind of promotion. word of mouth #this is going to be an adjustment #barbie movie #sag aftra strike #promotional blackout

Okay, people:

  • The promotional boycott is for SAG-AFTRA members or potential future members only (not supporters) and specifically refers to promotional work which is organised in partnership with, paid for by, or otherwise compensated by struck companies. If you’re not a union member, you can still reblog memes or bug your friend to watch your favourite show or whatever. Do what makes you happy.
  • Supporters have not been asked to boycott media by struck companies, and some union members have actually urged supporters to continue purchasing, consuming, and otherwise supporting media from struck companies, especially new releases, as this shows the companies that the union talent is valuable and worth the demands the union is making. Members still want their projects to succeed and be popular. It gives them more leverage.
  • That being said, don’t make brands comfy here please. If you’re excited about Barbie, that’s great (me too) but lean in to the community collaboration and discussion that thrives here on tumblr dot com, and avoid providing brands with direct engagement. Engage with user-created content instead.
  • Please don’t abuse the poor person that runs the blog though, either.

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adoroborosgoth:

I love how we are now all about Tree law all from one post a week or so ago.


calkestis:

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ANDOR (Season 1) receives 8 nominations at the 2023 Emmy Awards

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